Thursday 21 August 2014

Suicide-Huracan

At 12.30 a.m. midnight standing in between the interstate highway, I am looking like a moron thinking should i kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?, have been  at the same place for the past 15 minutes & no sign of a single soul, sorry single vehicle to slay upon me. This phrase“Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me - I quit!” kept continuously striking me. How in this world can a suicide story find a place in an automotive blog? Read further to know about it! what brought forward this suicidal tone in me or to this verge?, well it follows like this,  my sweetheart whom I dated for the past 5 years broke up with me today, my boss basically a jerk lambastes me for being soft-hearted, instead I get fired under the charges of sexual harassment, this is what happens if you don’t abide by boss’s always right strategy. This women centric society really sucks. I come home, my mom disowns me as the person responsible for all this crap coincidentally was my relative. Deprived of any options, my faith in these words grew, "The thought of suicide is a great consolation: by means of it one gets through many a dark night.”


I guess time was 12.45 a.m., the membranes of my ear was telling me something far away was sounding raspy, I could feel the aura increasing, now it was a  growl with the Doppler Effect playing here the meatiness & the masculinity along with increased decibels. The combination of my cornea, retina & pupil was saying it’s a Bolognese thunder coming up. Like things happening on its own all of a sudden i remember “The only difference between a suicide and a martyrdom really is the amount of press coverage.” Voilla a Huracan takes the toll of my life. Before even I could react, I was more than seduced with the aural tribute of the v-10 and the fragrance of the 602 horses working against all those Pirellis.


I'm fine. Well, I'm not fine - I'm here. Is there something wrong with that? "Absolutely.” the impromptu of two states in me put close to thinking one needs more courage to live than to kill himself. I have no clue if it was fate to feel the presence of his almighty. The fiery jaws awfully opens up with a glimpse of a femme fatale, do i have to say i needed any more seduction? It was an embodiment to see what a perfect figure is, and she was just not hot but a bombshell. Oh the next moment I remember, I am smelling the effervescence of fine brewed alcantara & am feeling the complete pleasure & the sophistication of Filippo Perini, should I mention I was successfully hit by an Huracan ?


 Yes I was the ……,slouched in a Lamborghini Huracan LP610-4 coupe, such an elaborate name it is, the feel of the mid engine, all wheel drive with 5200 cubic centigrade of air & fuel mixture every displacement is supremely terrific & a shear pleasure, it’s testament to the fact that I don’t regret being the moron of every 1’s life but the dastardly and that lucky person worth a new beginning & with a new person J
I could not believe I was stoved in this 1422 kilograms of behemoth with aluminium & carbon reinforced structure of Italian exclusivity named after the Spanish bull.

Incognito to the situation, it was time to fire up the behemoth, knocking off those ever lasting looking  fighter plane inspired switches, imagining to show off the recently acquired license to kill, from Hakimpur Airforce base, its awe inspiring & elegant both at the same time. The v-10’s amazing torque available from as low as 6500 rpm will make you feel your nuts & i come to realise i am just 64 kilograms and  thrusting against a massive 1422 kilograms along with the added g's , the after effect is i being glued & punched to the seat,  if you ever come across the Maruti Suzuki Celerio, please do remember it’s an AMT gear box churning the mill, surprising why am i talking about that little piece here ? because the 7 speed dual clutch Audi sourced gear box, also works like in the Celerio, Celerio owners may vie for the technology running their machines :P well if you have ever tasted brilliance, this box is a proof to that word in particular.


The Magnetorheological fluid is a proof to the fact you can use this as your daily sports car. By around 2 .00 am the same night i changed, also changed with me many things, a new life and not to forget a new girl friend :P That is when i decided i have  a nature and art, and if that is not enough, what is enough?




















Photo credits : Iab, Lambo cars

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